80 frosty DK app

-What is your name, age, and location(please also post your armory link)?
Edward, 38, SC
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Zuluhed&n=Xylar

-Why are you apping for Unforseen?
Would like a friendly adult guild to hang with and raid with. Jiffy said this was a good guild. Jiffy might lie like cake tho /shrug

-What would you bring to the raid and to the guild as a member?
reasonable dps (2500 spiking to 3800 with raid buffs on AE), an orange tube top, and a sockful of warm oatmeal

-Do you have any conflict ions with the raid schedule?
I have a brand new baby born 8feb09, she is my priority. I will raid every opportunity I get, but my appearance will be shotty at times.

-What is your previous raiding experience?
2.5 years in end game EQ guild, 10/25 naxx, 10/25 sarth, 10/25 arch

-What previous guilds have you been in and why did you leave them?
Digital Establishment - pretty much crumbled

-Guild members should be loyal to other guild members....yes or no?
yes, as long as it doesn't get me banned

-Why is the cake a lie?
When i shoved the cake in my pants, although it did look larger, i did not score with any grrls

and no, i didn't try to shove jiffy down my pants.

i charge for that.

Seeing as everyone and there fucking mother plays a DK, what makes you stick out from the rest of them?

Ulduar is comming out, and we WANT server first, do you think you will be the type of player we are going to want to take in our group?

DPS IS GREAT, but if you cant stay outa blue, firewalls, and if you suck during fights that require movement, dont bother.


Suppose you fuck up in a raid, and the raid leader calls you a piece of shit worth less then the nigger under his shoe, what do you say? What do you do?